10/10 - Music's Interview with Ludwig van Beethoven

 

10/10 - Music's Interview with Ludwig van Beethoven

Recently I realized that a lot of online bloggers have been interviewing musicians as features on their blog. As another view seeking blogger content-creator wanting to provide strong content for my readers, I decided that I am going to interview a more famous musician than all my peers.

So I started emailing them. I was out of luck, as I did not know any of my favorite star's emails (rightfully so). Thankfully, I got an email asking if I would like to contact Justin Bleber, which was curiously in my spam folder. I also guess Bleber must be Bieber's cousin or something.

Anyway, after getting scammed, I realized that no sane and alive musician is gonna try to contact me, I decided to try and contact a dead, insane musician. After all, if I can contact Beethoven, I'd be world-famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WhyIsThisSoLong?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to text Beethoven, when that did not work, I tried to send a paper text (is that what they are called?) to him.

Eventually, I realized that Beethoven is dead, so I tried finding a way to contact his spirit using a ghost-contacter (is that a word?). The first attempt should have worked, but Dongkiz came screaming in with a radio playing the Ghostbusters theme, so that was that.

Eventually, I went to Beethoven's grave and called his spirit in. I focused all my skills to do so. Eventually, I found that Beethoven is allergic to Cherry Bullet's Hands Up (and I really don't blame him), and used the song to force him to come out.

The moment Beethoven's ghost arrived, I started the interview, hope you all enjoy!


108 Ent (In overly posh, wannabe British accent): Mr. Ludwig W. Beethoven, what is your favorite musical piece that you yourself engaged in the process of diligently writing?

Beethoven: What?! I can't hear you, I'm deaf.


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So for those who did not look at the publishing date, this is an April Fools post, so that explains why it is so goofy. I did not mean any insult to anyone, just was having fun. Hope you enjoyed reading. Tomorrow I'll get back to normal reviews.

Comments

  1. This should win a Pulitzer again! The satire was well delivered, there were so many highlights in this post. You should be a great comedy skit writer. The part where Beethoven was deaf got me. I had goosebumps because, how could I even forget!

    108Ent! This is a perfect April Fools post! I hope more to come! The K-Pop humor was very on point. I really laughed.

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    1. I actually wrote a lot of comedy skits when I was in middle school and early high-school. I guess I took that experience and ran of with it!

      Glad you enjoyed it so much, a bit of April Fools humor never hurts :)

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  2. LOL! Honestly needed this chuckle after a long day filled with work.

    Can Mr Beethoven produce something for SuperM, ask him next time you see him... just for scientific purposes.

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it!

      I asked Mr. Beethoven, and I risk sounding repetitive, but he said "Write it on paper, I can't hear you!".

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