10/10 - Music's Interview with Ludwig van Beethoven
Recently I realized that a lot of online bloggers have been interviewing musicians as features on their blog. As another view seeking blogger content-creator wanting to provide strong content for my readers, I decided that I am going to interview a more famous musician than all my peers.
So I started emailing them. I was out of luck, as I did not know any of my favorite star's emails (rightfully so). Thankfully, I got an email asking if I would like to contact Justin Bleber, which was curiously in my spam folder. I also guess Bleber must be Bieber's cousin or something.
Anyway, after getting scammed, I realized that no sane and alive musician is gonna try to contact me, I decided to try and contact a dead, insane musician. After all, if I can contact Beethoven, I'd be world-famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WhyIsThisSoLong?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tried to text Beethoven, when that did not work, I tried to send a paper text (is that what they are called?) to him.
Eventually, I realized that Beethoven is dead, so I tried finding a way to contact his spirit using a ghost-contacter (is that a word?). The first attempt should have worked, but Dongkiz came screaming in with a radio playing the Ghostbusters theme, so that was that.
Eventually, I went to Beethoven's grave and called his spirit in. I focused all my skills to do so. Eventually, I found that Beethoven is allergic to Cherry Bullet's Hands Up (and I really don't blame him), and used the song to force him to come out.
The moment Beethoven's ghost arrived, I started the interview, hope you all enjoy!
108 Ent (In overly posh, wannabe British accent): Mr. Ludwig W. Beethoven, what is your favorite musical piece that you yourself engaged in the process of diligently writing?
Beethoven: What?! I can't hear you, I'm deaf.
This should win a Pulitzer again! The satire was well delivered, there were so many highlights in this post. You should be a great comedy skit writer. The part where Beethoven was deaf got me. I had goosebumps because, how could I even forget!
ReplyDelete108Ent! This is a perfect April Fools post! I hope more to come! The K-Pop humor was very on point. I really laughed.
I actually wrote a lot of comedy skits when I was in middle school and early high-school. I guess I took that experience and ran of with it!
DeleteGlad you enjoyed it so much, a bit of April Fools humor never hurts :)
LOL! Honestly needed this chuckle after a long day filled with work.
ReplyDeleteCan Mr Beethoven produce something for SuperM, ask him next time you see him... just for scientific purposes.
Glad you enjoyed it!
DeleteI asked Mr. Beethoven, and I risk sounding repetitive, but he said "Write it on paper, I can't hear you!".